September 06, 2004

Spasms



The Republican National Convention just finished and as a result John Kerry too, is finished. He’s now undergoing the spasms and convulsions of dying. As evidence I offer the remarks he made in a special emergency press conference that was held at midnight immediately following the President’s impressive convention speech. This Presidential Address served as the finale of pretty stellar week of memorable performances by Arnold Swartzeneger, John McCain, Zell Miller, Mitt Romney, and Rudolph Guiliani just name a few. Kerry's lame response consisted of blatant misinterpretations of what was said at the RNC followed up by petty, childish comments and hypocritical whining about “meanness”. The rhetoric of the left has officially become laughable and John Kerry will lose this election.